Funny Ethan

There was a mean boy on the playground the other day, and Ethan told me that he (Ethan) told the mean boy "I want you to go to heaven"

Kid-isms

While watching the superbowl:
Emily: What color are we?
Ethan: Blue
Emily: How do you know?
Ethan: That's the same color as daddy's shirt
Emily: Daddy played for the Seahawks?!?!?!


Ethan: Germs are bullies.


At Emily's violin lesson yesterday:
Mr. Darryl: do you have any other questions?
Emily (in a soft shy voice): Can you play Vivaldi?
Mr. Darryl: oh Vivaldi? Let me think, which one...
Emily: Spring?
Mr. Darryl: Oh, sure! Let me see if I can remember that one...*proceeds to play it*
I wish I had taken a picture of the look of amazement on her face.


Ethan is singing Carmina Burana while coloring.


Emily: I can count to 100 by 10's. 0, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100.
Ethan: I can count to 100 by 100's. 100.


Ethan asked to listen to "beautiful music." After some trial and error, I figured out that he wanted the classical music channel on the tv.


Emily: the last number is infinity.
Me: yes.
Emily: what number is before zero?
Me: negative 1.
Emily: so, is the very first number negative infinity?